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I DON'T THINK I'M IN NORMANDY ANYMORE.

*OH HEY IT'S THE FUCKING BOSS...WHO IS TOTALLY STARING AT A DDR MACHINE IN CONFUSION*

*EDIT: SHE'S ALSO A GHOST...ONLY VISABLE...TOTALLY YEAH*

SNAKE INFILTRATE INTERNET. WANT FIND PORN.

ONLY FIND TUBES. AND SPARKLES.

SNAKE NO UNDERSTAND. WHERE MYSTERIOUS FLOATING BOOK OF PORN?! SNAKE FIND PORN BOOK IN RUSSIA, WHY NO FIND PORN BOOK HERE. MAKE NO SENSE. RUSSIA SUCK.

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IT'S TIMES LIKE THIS, WHEN I FIND MYSELF NOT WHERE I WAS, IN A PLACE THAT'S REALLY DAMN LOUD AND FULL OF SPARKLES, THAT I THINK TO MYSELF, "MAYBE LEAVING ALASKA WAS A BAD IDEA".

*THERE IS A CROSSBOW BOLT COMING YOUR WAY, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE*

IN AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF EFFICIENCY AND SKILL, A GROUP OF MGS GUARDS SHOOT AND KILL ALL SNAKES IN THE DRESSING ROOM. WITH ONE BULLET. IN FACT, THEY WERE SO TOTALLY AMAZING THAT THEY KILLED ALL MGS CHARACTERS EVER. EXCEPT OTACON'S MOM, BECAUSE SHE IS HOT. ALSO, HER BOOBS GOT EVEN BIGGER DUE TO BLACK JUJU MAGIC ALL OF THE SUDDEN.

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NEO

WHO THE HECK DID YOU LET INTO THE PAD? THIS PLACE IS TRASHED. LISTEN, IF YOU LET THE WOMEN IN HERE, OUR DEAL'S OFF. YOU KNOW ROSE WOULD KILL ME IF SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS.

SNAKE'S ASS HAS BEEN INSPIRED.

OISHI AND HIS MELONS HAVE GIVEN HIM THE IDEA OF OPENING HIS OWN MELON JUICE STAND.

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*THE BOSS'S SYMBOLIC HORSE GOT EATEN BY THE SYMBOLIC RED MOON AND THERE WAS HELL TO PAY. BUT SHE FAILED TO KICK THE MOON'S ASS.

AS A RESULT OF HER SPARKLE NUKE BOMBARDMENT, ANYONE WHO WAS OUTSIDE DURING THIS TIME, OR SAW THE SPARKLES RAIN DOWN ON THE NEXUS NOW CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YES AND NO.*

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